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The Most Annoying Guy

Who truly is the most annoying guy you know? The list continues to grow:

ONE-UP GUY - the guy whose story continually trumps yours whether it's made up or not.
SUPER TURN-EVERY-CONVERSATION-INTO-SEX GUY - self explanatory.
DENNIS DOWNER GUY - if you need help with this one, get to know Producer Jason Swygard.
NEAT FREAK GUY - looks down on you for not being as neat and tidy with your personal appearance as him. Super annoying. This is Isaac.
KNOW-IT-ALL GUY - usually his sentences begin with, "well actually..."
MOVIE QUOTE GUY - self-explanatory but if done right can be very funny.
FANTASY FOOTBALL GUY - probably more of a loser than annoying.
INDEPENDENT MUSIC & MOVIE GUY - this is the guy who's always raving about some obscure band or movie no one besides him has heard or seen. He thinks his tastes are refined and classy. In reality, everyone thinks he's a tool.
SUPER SWEARING GUY - every other word is a curse word. Extremely annoying.
CAN'T TAKE HIS OWN MEDICINE GUY - self-expanatory.
FIGHT GUY - no matter the situation, time or place, if you're with this guy, you're 99% a fight will break out.
BAD IDEA GUY - this is the guy who constantly tells you when you've made a decision that in his mind, isn't a good one. More often than not, it has nothing to do with your decision, rather him feeling that he's right. This guy has serious issues.
THINKS HIS JOKES ARE FUNNY GUY - anyone who thinks he or she is funny typically isn't. What these people fail to realize is that when others laugh at their jokes, they're laughing because that person is a giant putz, not because the joke worked.
BICYCLE GUY - this guy thinks the streets of Portland have turned into the Tour de France course. He's decked out from head to toe for essentially no reason. Loser. Thanks to listener Tim for this one.
NAKED GUY - this is the old guy at the gym who's overly comfortable with his manhood and feels it's no big deal to flop it around. This guys is inconsiderate. This is Suke. Thanks to listener Derek.
NEVER BUYS A ROUND OF BEER GUY - self explanatory and we all know him.
ONLY TALKS ABOUT MONEY GUY - the conversation always comes back to how much he made last year and his portfolio.
NEVER HIS FAULT GUY - self explanatory. Thanks to Bill for the last three.
GLORY DAYS GUY - always brings it back to high school. This is a real-life loser. Thanks to listener Mike.
SAME STORY GUY - this guy has a stable of four or five stories about himself that he rotates but typically forgets who he's told. We hear them over and over but don't have the heart to stop him. They're always way too long. It's better to be drinking when this guy is around.
PRO GOLFER GUY - more prevelant than we care to lead on. This guy dresses and acts the part but after the group tees off, it's apparent that he sucks. Thanks to Curt for this one.
60-YEAR OLD WHO THINKS HE'S 18 GUY - we all know this guy, too. Sad.
SHIRTLESS FAT GUY - self-explanatory. Thanks, Brent.
GADGET GUY - always owns the latest and greatest in technology yet seems to be the hardest guy to get a hold of. Thanks to Tom.
CELL PHONE GUY - cousin of Gadget Guy. This guys feels the need to constantly annoy people with his meaningless cell conversations. Very annoying. Thanks to Steve.
FALLS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH WITH A NEW GIRLFRIEND GUY - this is the same guy who gives his pals crap when they spend quality time with their ladies. Yet, he vanishes for six months when a female shows any interest in him. Great one from listener Ben.
YES GUY - he who, even when you've just disagreed with him, instantly changes his side just to be in with you. Rather annoying. Thanks to Pastor Phil.
NAME DROPPER GUY - self-explanatory. This guy has an undying need to be accepted.
DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO LEAVE GUY - this guy is creepy. Even though your wife has already gone to bed and you are yawning, he wants to play another game of Madden. Thanks to Keith for this one.